You may think, "How wonderful, how lucky she is to have a boyfriend who does the chores without being nagged."
Because when he's finished in the kitchen, this is what I walk into...
Who knows how or why this phenomenon occurs;
- Maybe he's unable to stand for long periods of time
- Perhaps he gets cramp in his sponge-hand and is unable to continue due to seizures
- Maybe doing all of the washing up will result in the opening of a wormhole which we will all fall into
I am yet to uncover the reason but I will let you know when I do.
*The blue ring of death indicates one of my pet hates. People who leave the sponge in the sink and don't squeeze out the excess water and leave it on the side to dry. I loathe picking up a fetid gross wet sponge that's been in the sink all day. Just saying.