Me: I don't understand what the big deal is about this Kevin Pieterson bloke. What did he do, send some texts?
The Person: Yeah he sent messages to the South Africa team slagging off his teammates.
The Person: What. You don't think it would be a bit demoralising and awkward sitting in a changing room knowing one of your teammates has been slagging you off?
Me: I'm a girl. That was literally my entire time at school and pretty much the entire time I'm at work at the moment.
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