Monday, 26 November 2012

Always be prepared

The Person appears in from Morrisons....

Me: Whatcha been buying?

The Person: Well. I bought some food stuff and then I've been thinking that we really should have an emergency box of some kind for if there was a power cut or something. So I've bought a plastic box and a couple of torches and some batteries and I'm going to get some candles and put a first aid kit in there too.


Me: Are you, or are you not, preparing for a zombie apocalypse?

The Person: ......Erm.....


  1. Best not mock it, you never know when you may need it.

  2. Heh, yes, Tim wants us to buy large quantities of bottled water for the same possible end of the world scenario. I object on environmental grounds and also on the grounds that we do not have storage space for the tanker-full he seems to think we need. Boys.


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