Overheard conversation in the kitchen at work.
"What are you getting your son for Christmas?"
"Oh does he not have one?"
"No. He's got a Wii and a DS and he got a laptop last year. He wanted an iPad but I thought no, I mean he got £500 worth of Dell laptop, he doesn't need an iPad."
"Yeah. So where will the X-box go then, have you got a room for it to go in?"
"Oh no it'll go in his bedroom. I mean he is 9 now...."
*And then my head exploded*