Tuesday, 29 May 2012

Observations of the unemployed #002

In your quest to find new things to do and distract yourself from the depression which threatens to overwhelm you, you will decide to try a new form of social networking and join Twitter.

And then realise you have absolutely no idea what you're doing.

(But the highlight of your day will be when Graze replies to one of your Tweets.)

Come find me: @Shippers1983


PS I think that I've been away so long everyone might have forgotten my sense of humour. Just to refresh: I am super sarcastic and the things that I say tend to be a little tongue in cheek. I haven't really taken out any payday loans and given all my money to sick children.


  1. I don't know what I am doing either but I will defo start tweeting more about graze in an attempt to get them to send me presents to Spain OR give me a job!

  2. Welcome to Twitter land! I'm @PrincessCrafts

  3. I am now following you too. One of the things you can do to distract you is watch the French Open. Tennis is surprisingly addictive to watch.

  4. Good to see you still have your sense of humour - I have no idea on Twitter either, but I will look you up. Would tell you my name but I have forgotten it for the moment! Its something like @lollypopsrosy (Lolly and Pops are my cats!) x

  5. Oh dear, I did exactly the same thing, but ended up getting really bored with it. Tweeting 'popping out for a pint of milk' and 'off to sign on again' only had so much novelty value :-)

  6. Hey - so what is the plan? How is it all going? Are you okay? xxx

  7. Hey - so what is the plan? How is it all going? Are you okay? xxx


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