Crazy Cat Lady Part 3 - Lady Celestine of Shedley

Aaaaah Lady Celestine of Shedley.

You are a mysterious creature.

You just suddenly appear without warning. One moment you’re not there and the next we see you streaking across the tops of the sheds like a black whirlwind, not allowing us to ever get a decent photograph of you.

Why don’t you ever stop and stay awhile? We are lovely you know, Eddie and Professor McTufty are great friends of ours.

We want to ask you so many questions – like, “Why on earth are your ears so big, woman?!”

But you never stay. Not for long. If we get too close you retreat further along the shed roof, out of the way of fingers wanting to touch your magical black fur. But you don’t run away completely, which I’m taking as a good sign.

Do you just need more time Lady Celestine?

Some would say it is quite rude to ignore offers of strokes and love and then come into the garden to vomit on the path.

But we would never say that.