Friday, 20 January 2012

Conversations with Peter Pan

Having a chat with my housemate, Peter Pan, can be both hilarious and exasperating. Mainly due to the fact that it’s like talking to a 15 year old in a 31 year old’s body and mainly because he might just be one of the most shallow people I’ve ever come across.

For instance...

The other night he was talking about how he might have a “few” dates lined up this weekend. He was trying to remember their names and The Scot and I were asking him questions about each one.

Peter Pan: And then there’s Ellie...

The Scot: And what’s she like?

Peter Pan: Well she’s kind of small and petite...

The Scot: No but what’s her personality like?

Peter Pan: Well she has kind of rock chick look.

Cue hysterics from me.

Peter Pan: Why are you laughing?

Me: Well it’s just that The Scot just asked you what her personality is like and you just said she has a rock chick look!

Peter Pan: Well yeah, you know, like a rock chick!

Me: Right. You do know that’s not really describing a personality trait though?

Peter Pan: Erm...



  1. ha ha, more!

    How do mammals such as these still manage to exist, how to they not make themselves extinct with their stupidity?

  2. Who is Peter Pan? I'm confused...sounds interesting!! xxx

  3. My goodness he is some asset in your house....who would go out with a guy (weak one at that) like that?


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