And then a "friend" made this comment;
"Don't take this the wrong way but you need to get a job - you are becoming way too focussed on our feathered friends!"
Cool. Maybe whilst I'm down there you'd like to kick me in the kidneys with your hobnailed boots you massive jackass.
Because obviously I don't really want a job. I don't spend every day looking and applying for jobs. I'm just sat here waiting for the next bird to walk past me.
So yes, I'm afraid I did take it the wrong way. Up yours you insensitive tool.
And incase you didn't see it on Twitter and are not friends with me on Facebook I wouldn't want you to miss out on all the fun. May I introduce you to Danger Duck - who thinks it's an awesome idea to walk her ducklings through the town centre across many roads and absolutely nowhere near any water.